This is just the list of things I can't stop saying currently and their (known) origins. Might update this, good chance that I won't though. These are only some of them though because a lot of them might get me banned/muted on scratch so I'll try to keep it PG (ish). 1: "OH BOY!" (I started saying this because I remembered it was an exclamation and thought it was funny but now I can't stop saying it.) 2: Marshall, that sounds like an SOS. "Holy wack unlyrical lyrics, Andre, you're ____ right!" To the rapmobile! Marshallll- (This is from the song Business by Eminem with a little Dre as you can see, most of the time I'll only say the part in quotation marks, but sometimes I'll say the whole thing.) 3: *in a high pitched voice* "GET OUT" (Idk, people started saying it and it tickled my brain so now I can't stop) 4: Scratch won't let me say this one so think the brainrot word that starts with a g (I have no clue dude. I've been trying to quit brainrot for a while now but this is the one I can't seem to part with.) 5: "Gee willikers, Andre," holy bat syllables (Also from Business by Eminem, most of the time just the part in quotation marks but sometimes the whole thing.) 6: *Screeches at the top of my lungs* (Unfortunately for my parents, this happens anytime it gets too quiet or whenever anything minorly inconveniences me.) 7: "I can rhyme orange with banana..... oranana." (This is from Tone Deaf by Eminem. I know a lot of Eminem. I just thought this was really funny.) 8: "wahh" (also whenever any minor inconvenience.) 9: "With the vgly Kardas!an?" (This is from Berzerk by Eminem because he literally rules my life and unfortunately it is not a want it's a need and I have no choice over it and if I don't listen to his music for long enough my body c0nvulses [/j but fr something feels wrong]) 10: I have a secret to tell you. "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Shh.. It's a secret. (This is a more infrequent statement and either the first statement or the last are included with the part in quotation marks, never both. All variants of this statement must be whispered in someone's ear. No arguments.) 11: "Tee hee funny monkey" (This one is also pretty infrequent but is a reference to a story my friend and I are writing.) 12: "ah c@c@ no good" (idk if scratch will let me say that with no censor but it's also an inside joke with my friend." 13: *in miami gay man accent* "Stawp itt~ you dirty dawggg.." (This is a line from Nicolas Roman/ The Roman empire [he has a couple account names] a creator on a couple different platforms, I've seen him on YouTube though.) 14: *sings my salsa* (This is from the song My Band by D12. Hey man. You said it would be your next single in 2004. We're still waiting. Drop it man. Not cool. :( ) 15: "GIRL WHY CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE FOR ME AND IT JUST TEARS MY ___ APART TO KNOW THAT YOU DON'T KNOW MY NAAAMEEEE-" (also from My Band by D12. This one is also pretty infrequent.) 16: *Incoherent noises* (This is really only when I'm incredibly frustrated.) 17: "SHUT UP!" (This kind of ties with the next one and is only screamed randomly at inanimate objects.) 18: "DON'T YELL AT ME/don't yell at mee.." (Also only at inanimate objects, mainly electronics when I can't figure out how to use them.) 19: "Guys... I think I'm gay." *friends applaud me for being gay for the first time or sarcastically respond "Wow, really?* (This is ironic because I am in fact qu33r and typically say this to my partner who is also biologically female) 20: "Erm, guys?/Erm actually../What's goody g@ng?/What's up guys?" (Any of the above are fine and can be said in any context) 21: *the entirety of lose yourself* (also Ememeinemeienmeiem) 22: "all my g2hgsters and all my tnvgs, holding hands bby show some l0ve-" (How I've been hearing Welcome 2 Detroit by Eminem and Trick Trick despite knowing the correct lyrics are "throw them hands up and show some l0ve". Probably because I think it's funnier.) 23: "You can do anything you set your mind to man." (Also from lose yourself. When someone is feeling dejected you can hit 'em with this and the hand on shoulder combo. Fire.) 24: "____ you with the freest of speech this divided states of embarrassment will allow me to have!" (White America by Eminem.) 25: 0:10 Tone Deaf by Eminem (Thought it was really funny. Plot twist: I was correct.) 26: 3:29 Marshall Mathers by Eminem. (It's the awkward silence for me tbh.) 27: "question mark?" (I say this at the end of statements that I'm unsure of that I've accidently said too confidently to preface the person I'm conversing with that I have no clue what I'm talking about.) 28: "WHITE AMERICA" (White America by Eminem, believe it or not.) 29: "Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch" (Take a wild guess) 30: "GYEA GYEA GYEA" (it's an odd fake laugh that kind of substitutes "i'm so funny". Pronounced G-yah, not to be confused with g-yeah 31: “REAL” (must be pronounced as though you are a seagull -
- the qualities of an elderly woman.) 32: "DEE NEE NEE NEE NEE NEE NEE NEE NEE-" (The Buddy Holly music [Weezer]) 33: "IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT-" (This is said in sorta the same voice as the "GET OUT" and really at random. It's never actually anyone's fault.) 34: *whips head around* "WHO SAID THAT??" (I say this after I say something unhinged. I, in fact said that.) I'll add more when I say them and remember them. I tried my best. Again, only the ones I can say on scratch or quote where I got it from so do what you will with any of these statements. Comment them (THE APPROPRIATE ONES) infrequently on my profile if you want. I'll probably respond. Not spam, comment infrequently. If you know me irl feel free to remind me of any that I forgot that I say regularly
