Astro plush: hello friend... Me: uhhhh hi....? Astro plush: Imma kidnap you. Me: wait wha- *Astro plush whacks me* Me: *wakes up* huh? *is tied to something* What the- Astro plush: hello! Me: what? Astro plush: *demon voice* time for you to become a plushie just like me! Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! *gets shoved in a bag* (continue story in the comments best story/ending gets a follow)