This morning, the 13th Pirate Caesar, Etaul VI has sent out a message to all the nations of the explored Universe. "Should we not all have at least a chance for peace, before war breaks out? Today, we give you a choice, and choose wisely. You can convert into a Ug, powerful mutants. The experimentation in converting people into Ugs have perfected, and the survival rate has grown considerably since 2200. "Plus, by becoming an Ug your lifespan will increase to 120 years. Does not all of mankind want a longer life? Do they not lust for it? Well we have it, a longer, and more full life. But wait a minute, you may think. There is a catch. "The catch is this, you will at least make peace with us, and at least take away any blockades. Refusal to become an Ug, and taking away any blockades will awaken something. And that something, my friends is anger. An anger so vast, that we will battle you viciously, and it will be a war that not even the greatest of you shall withstand!"
Me for the whole speech, I don't like using AI for stuff like this Army of Orcs from Rings of Power for Ug chants
