Your name is SAVE SELEKT. You have an interest in THE ARTS, along with HOMESTUCK and COUNTLESS OTHER NICHE SUBJECTS. your room is A BIT OF A MESS. Today is your Thirteenth birthday. You've been wanting to playtest the RC VERSION of a game called SBURB. Your parents aren't awake right now, meaning you have A CHANCE TO SNEAK OUT. take the chance? [Save: Retreive Glasses] You reach for your SPECS. you fumble, however, and fall onto the floor. You managed to land softly, and you get up. [Save: put on "SPECS"] You put on your SPECS. VISION, at last! [Save: tell the narrator to stop referring to your glasses as specs] You put on your *glasses*. VISION, at last! [save: sneak out the window and sneak out to buy SBURB] you open the BEDSIDE WINDOW. using a CLICHE BLANKET ROPE that you made last night... for some reason, yo climb out of the window. you land wrong, however , and sprain your ankle. you limp over to the GAMES STORE nearby. Once you make your way in, you find just what you're looking for: a SBURB COPY. you grab the SBURB COPY from the clearance bin (why there?) and put it in your SYLLADEX. You contemplate why you chose an OUTLINE TYPE FETCH MODUS, before leaving the GAMES STORE. [save: sneak back in] you throw the CLICHE BLANKET ROPE through your window... or at least try. you outlined it poorly and now you've got a LOUSY HANKERCHEIF CHAIN. you decide just to use the front door. [save: go upstairs to your room.] you climb upstairs to your room. however, you forget about the CREAKY 7TH STEP, and alert you parents of your SHENANIGANS. [save: panic and hide the suburb copy] panicking, you scramble to your room and throw the SBURB COPY under your bed, hiding it with various pieces of JUNK. You then hide under your sheets and pretend to sleep. You’re not sure if your parents saw. [save: check for parents] You peek over the sheets. Your parents seem to be back in bed. [save: grab the SBURB COPY and place it into your console] You get out of bed again and place the SBURB COPY into your GAME CONSOLE. you then toss the console into your ELABORATE PULLEY SYSTEM and hoist it down so that the mailman can grab it and send it to one of your CHUMS. [save: close window and sleep.] You close the BEDSIDE WINDOW and go to sleep… not. Your COMPUTER is lighting up with PESTERCHUM notifications, due to your friends’ EQUALLY QUESTIONABLE SLEEP SCHEDULES. [save: open pesterchum] You open PESTERCHUM .
written like freaking diary of a wimpy kid omg
