Introducing--- Lord Whimbrel of Spades! This guy is a mass murderer. hehe !! full name: Lord Whimbrel of Spades nicknames: Will, Sir, Spade, Lord, Willy, Knife Juggler pronouns/gender: AMAB, They/Them occupation: none/paid assassin (??) universe: criminal's void AKA CV types (like pokemon idrk): lightning+hypnosis friends/allies: quill (full name unknown) --- backstory! SIR OFTEN liked inventing things. They had a small treehouse where they kept (mostly) their time innovations. Their friend; Quill; often mocked them. One day while Sir was showing off their inventions, Quill jokingly pressed a lever that led to the 1800s. He did not actually leave, though. He just hid and laughed as he watched his bestie, Willow, panic. Evantually, Sir/Willow pressed the lever for real, and he actually made his way to another dimension..? They couldn't remember anything until Quill stood above him, rifle in hand. Sir had blood on his hands. They shrieked, and couldn't remember anything until they were in their office, newly there. A human client came up to them and started speaking. Sir didn't listen, instead they tried to piece together what had happened. Turns out, them and Quill had been assigned to assassin's job. Sir got used to this job, and to this day he still has panic attacks whilst they try to remember what happened. Sir has lost so much of their sanity, they rarely leave their office, still cackling, and everyone thinks they are fine. --- the end! a ref for this goober is coming up soon! song is the pantaloon by twentyonepilots.
