um so i had a spare 8 minutes, googled some writing prompts and kind of. got sidetracked? xD here’s something i wrote between a karen and a random person: _____________________________ dear article writer, i am very offended with the article you published last week about cats. i did not read the article but i am very mad about it for no reason, how dare you write an article when that is quite literally your job? ill be giving low reviews because the article was so bad i didnt even read it. my pet cat didnt even read it and it was an article about her kind! i think that you should be fired for writing an article i didnt even read! dear costumer, i’m sorry, but im not an article writer.. im an electrician? how did you come this conclusion? furthermore, i am allergic to cats. dear electrician, excuse me, but how would you assume that i know who the article writer even is? did you hear me? i didn’t even read the article, how was i supposed to know? and you’re an electrician? i’m complaining to the ice cream shop! dear customer, are you quite alright? i have no connections to the ice cream shop whatsoever. i am also allergic to dairy. dear electrician, oh wow i feel terrible for you. could you please forward my email to the person that wrote the article i didnt read? i didnt read it so i don’t know who to send it to. dear costumer, im sorry, but why do you assume i know who to send it to, there’s a billion articles in the world, how could i possibly know? dear electrician, i am so disappointed. why do you think i bothered writing to you in the first place? because i thought you could help me on my mission, but you haven’t. i am firing you from your position as an electrician because you, a random stranger, have not helped me find the author of an article i haven’t even read! dear customer, i think i may be allergic to you too and i would like to end our strange conversation here.
