Oh. (Me) H (stairfruit) O *vine boom* hohoho MERRY CHRISMA happy grimace! *insert cringe grimace joke here* no.
(Continuation of title because scratch no like long titles:) I can assure you this, though. You will get home. I can make sure of that. Just don’t go into the portal with him. He will rid you both from existence once he’s done with you.
