His first name is Xavier, and he’s about 4. His name origin was because before he was born, we collectively named him “X” because he would have at least one X chromosome. His middle name is Levi because I mean look at that creature. My youngest sister (who turned ~13 on the 15th of this month) has been teaching him slang by accident, so now he goes around saying things like that one math term or ‘skibidi’ *audible cringe* and- he’s like 4, to reiterate. He also will learn bad words just because he knows he’ll get extra attention for it. He tries to roast his sisters when he’s Angy but all he does is pick a normal insult and put poop in there. You know, the classics. Despite this, he’s the biggest suck up ever. When he gets hurt he’ll cuddle up to someone like a lost puppy. Don’t let him fool you, though, he will kick, bite, and insult you before he ACTUALLY goes to bed. ——— He is pretty smart for his age- he knows how to use our T.V. Because it has that speech to search thing. He’s also decent at MarioKart and can and will watch random things on YouTube on our switch- most of which are Minecraft shorts he absolutely should NOT be watching… I’m so fr he genuinely gets scared of the most random things ever. But he seems to CHOOSE what to believe, because I told him about Damien and it went like this. X: “But, what if the ants get me?” Me: “Ah, Damien will get them.” X: “Who’s Damien?” Me: “He’s the good demon who lives in our vents.” X: “But-how does he get up there?” Me: “…Magic.” X: “Nuh-uh!” Me: “How would you know?” X: “Cuz.. uh… magic isn’t real, duhh.” Me: . . . “And giant ants are?” X: “Yeah, cuz, cuz only BEDROCK golems can kill the ants!” Me: *loading* I think you’ve watched too much modded Minecraft… ~~~~~~~
