Way back Jerry's Bait shop You know the place peachy bowl of sauerkraut Every single morning Until I was twenty six and a half years old it wasn't long at all That's right, a first class one-way ticket to Albuquerque everybody died Except for me 'Cause I had my tray table up And my seat back in the full upright position finally I arrived Well, to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkel And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter And he says "Yeah, what do ya want?" I said "You got any He said "No He said "Wait a minute, I'll go check" "No, I ran out into the street So we got married and we broke up Albuquerque "No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw" So I did Besides, now he's got a really cute nickname, Torso-Boy So what's he complaining about? But just to be funny, I took a big bite out of his jugular vein Anyway, um, um, where was I? I hate sauerkraut There's still a little place called Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque This is just an extremely shortened version of the song "Albuquerque" by "Weird Al" Yankovic
