remember when I posted on this account multiple times daily? good times. audio unrelated
Lyrics: --------------------------------------------------------- OKAY. Here- here- HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOO- So they're finally here. Aw man they're gone. If ya know the words... then you're a nerd. Put ya cheeks together, if ya waAanna crap, as we eat some pie, and take a nap. HUH!! J. D. Jonkey Dong. He's the eater of the brunch. He lives in New Jersey. He's Chunky, and Funky, and Monkey, and 30. His orange face. Is relatively funny. And isn't the guy who's the leader of the country. He's big, and BIG, and B I G, and 2! He's the worst member, of the BJ's crew! euUH! J.K. L.O.L. J.K. L.M.F.A.O. She has no style. She has no face. Thi-Thi-Th-T-The-The-This Kong is a freakin DISGRACE. Cheese, cheese cheese cheese, cheese, cheese cheese, cheese cheese. Thi-thi-thi-thi-, this Kong's made of freakin cheese. If you chew her, you will not crap. She isn't healthy, just like this monkey rap. YEAHHHHHHH Jo. Ji. Joji. Slaps. (Who the hell is Joji?) This Kong's NO GOOD. He isn't funny. If he shoots ya, he'll take your money. He can't stand pineapples and hates the smell. He's the last member, of the GATES OF HELL- Inflate himself, when he needs to. But this time... he doesn't................. huh? You 'kay? Yeah I'm fine. 'Kay, cool! Good to hear you're well. Guess who's back, back again. Diddy's back, tell a friend. He isn't shy, and he isn't fly. But Billie beware, cus he's the worst guy. He'll make you smile with his funny face. But Kremlings be like.... YOUUUUUUUUU!! Huh!!! D. K. Don-key Kong! Kremlings beware, 'cause he's after YOUUUUUUUUU!! Finally, he's here for me. He's the last strike of the D.M.C.A This Kong's strong bad, he'll make you DELETED!!! Can make a bunny smile when he feeds it carrots. He's Nick and Quimby when he needs to be. He has a crush on Brock. SeeS. SuS. BreerB. He may forget, to zip his fly. But this Kong's, one hell of a guy. EURGH! Come on, Cranky, take it to the fridge! WA-WA-WA-WAHnuts, PINGnuts, Stan pineapple smells. Bill Grapes, Mellie Orange Todorokinut shells. AW YEAH! Waaw, peaae, pinapinap. Graerer, mellem, oraerongs and cocinunucs, what- AW YEAH Bill Nye the Science Guy!
