The Funniest YouTube Short Ever (Script) Scene: A cluttered apartment living room. Two friends, BOB (20s, goofy) and ALICE (20s, deadpan) are sitting on the couch, watching TV. SOUND: A dramatic, over-the-top movie score plays. BOB: (Eyes glued to the screen) Wow, this action sequence is intense! ALICE: (Eyes closed, clearly bored) Uh-huh. BOB: (Suddenly jumps up, knocking over a lamp) Oh my gosh! Did you see that?! The hero just used a banana peel to disarm the villain! ALICE: (Opens one eye) You're kidding, right? BOB: (Smiling) Nope! It's a classic move! They even showed a slow-motion replay! ALICE: (Rolls her eyes) Bob, you're making that up. BOB: (Incredulously) I'm not! It's right there on the screen! ALICE: (Stands up, walks to the TV) Let me see... SOUND: The dramatic score cuts to a silly, bouncy jingle. ALICE: (Stares at the screen, then bursts out laughing) Oh my god, Bob! It's a commercial for banana-flavored yogurt! BOB: (Stands up, face red) Oh... ALICE: (Laughing) That's hilarious! You actually thought it was a real movie scene? BOB: (Embarrassed) Well, it was so dramatic... ALICE: (Still laughing) You're too funny, Bob! BOB: (Sighs) You're right, I'm a sucker for a good action sequence. ALICE: (Points at the screen) Hey, wait a minute... BOB: (Confused) What? ALICE: (Smirks) Looks like the banana peel is back. SOUND: The jingle starts playing again, now with a slow, dramatic twist. BOB: (Eyes widen) No way! ALICE: (Laughing) Oh, Bob! You're hopeless! BOB: (Shrugs) Hey, at least I'm entertained. ALICE: (Shakes her head) You're something else. BOB: (Grins) You love me, Alice. ALICE: (Rolls her eyes) Maybe. (End scene) Text on screen: "The Funniest YouTube Short Ever" Sound: A loud, dramatic "BOOM" sound effect. (Fade to black)
