im gonna sleep now POSTED AT 11:57 PM 3/12/25 NOT LATE NOT LATE
rest of entry (yeah...) | | | | V Burner: B-Beef Stick? Onion? (human) Beef Stick: I see another! throws sword at him Burner: Wait NONONONONO-WOAH! starts running (human) Beef Stick: Get back here! *there was gonna be a super cool chase sequence here with 3D animation but I had no time left this is truly sad* Burner: I’M SORRY DOORSTOPPER! *Burner throws Doorstopper at Human Bluey to get through, he then turns the corner and hides in a closet, everyone runs by* Burner: Phew, that was WAY too close. Text Bubble: Burner? Is that you? Burner: Huh? *looks to the side of the room, revealing Text Bubble locked behind bars* Burner: AHHH TEXT BUBBLE ZOMBIE GET OUT GET OUT GETOUTGETOUT- Text Bubble: No, stop! I’m not a zombie! Burner: Wait, actually? But you died! Text Bubble: I never died, I was just inactive! Burner: Oh…that funeral was really expensive! Text Bubble: Looked like it- Burner: Waitwaitwait, how did you end up here then? Text Bubble: Those…things thought that I was a zombie and decided to contain me. Please, melt the lock or something so I can get outta here! Burner: Unfortunately I’m not able to at the moment. Text Bubble: Rats! Please find the key to this cell, I’ll do anything! Burner: Uh, I’ll come back for you! leaves Text Bubble: Wait, Burner! AUGGHH. *burner running through the hallway* Burner: Gotta find a key gotta find a key gotta find a key WHERE IS THE KEY??? (human) Mossy Wall: Hey, get back here! (human) Cloche: Yeah, we need to turn you in! So submit before we make you-and he’s gone. Wow we really aren’t that effective, huh? Burner: HEY! IS ANYONE STILL ALIVE? HELLO? Gasp Doorstopper is that you? *runs up only to realize he has been humanized* Burner: NOO!!! DOORSTOPPER I’M SORRY!!!! (human) Onion: (in distance) Who’s there? Burner: Shoot! *runs into boys bathroom and boards it up at lightning speed* *people banging on door* (human) Beef Stick: If you’re not gonna come out, then we’re gonna make you! I’ll go get the battering ram. Burner: Oh no! Uhh, shoot! Whatwillidowhatwillidowhatwillido??? *item chest sound effect* Burner: what the… *saw starts cutting into the wall* Steam Deck: Burner, quickly! In here! *burner hops through wall, and door gets obliterated* from other room (human) Onion: Hey, where’d he go? He was here just a minute ago! (human) Ski Ball: You know, you don’t need to lie for attention. (human) Onion: I wasn’t! (human) Beef Stick: Whatever, let’s go look somewhere else. they leave Steam Deck: HooWEE that was a close call! Burner: Aren’t you on a different team? Why did you save me? Steam Deck: Because I’m pretty sure that we’re the only ones left. Burner: Figures. Steam Deck: Not to worry my fiery friend, I cut a hole in the wall here! We can escape right now! Burner: But Text Bubble is still here! We need to bust him outta here too! Steam Deck: Didn’t he die? Burner: Long story. Steam Deck: Well, if what you say is true, you can take my saw! Burner: Gimme that. You escape while you can, I need to save my friend! Steam Deck: BYEBYE! floats out window Burner: u-okay- *burner runs back to Text Bubble's closet* Burner: I have the key to save you! Text Bubble: Yippee! Burner: Now LETS GO GET OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW!!! *another AWESOME CHASE SEQUENCE because it was TOTALLY HERE AND FINISHED.* Steam Deck: Good thing I set up this trampoline! *burner and text bubble land on it* Steam Deck: Oh, hi guys! Ancientia: BURNER! Where have you guys been? Burner: We were all stuck in this crazy human cult facility thing and everyone else got humanized except for salt lamp who died so that basically means that team traffic is completely gone now and I'm on a team by myself but thats okay because Text Bubble is here! Text Bubble: Hey guys! Turquoise: Oh yeah, thanks! *sends him to elimination zone* Burner: WAIT WHAT?? Turquoise: He is eliminated, he couldn't really stay around any longer. *burner falls on the floor and starts crying* Steam Deck: There there. *challenge complete* Turquoise: You let some people escape?? ???: Look, you try and look after ten crazy people whilst trying to imprison another one. It isn't easy! Turquoise: This was supposed to be the big stunt that got the show cancelled so I could go home! What is your problem? Eagle: I'm trying my best here, boss! And plus, we got 70% of them, thats like...a C-! Turquoise: Look, you already got sent to TRIAL and had one of your prisoners go inactive. Consider this your final warning. Eagle: Fine. *hangs up* Punching Bag: AHHHHHHH- Scented Chapstick: Can you stop screaming? Punching Bag: Yeah sorry. Eagle: Why hello, my prisoners. Punching Bag: AH! Get away! Scented Chapstick: Oh great... CLIFFHANGER
