This looks like it would be an old random video from the early 2000s even though Marcos wasn't even born at the time, but for the sake of this, we'll pretend he was born in like 1992 "Howdy folks, my name's Marcos Robles coming to ya from the Lone Star State of Texas, and today I am gonna shoot this double barrel I own named Bessie! We got Mr. Watermelon down range here, he's looking mighty shootable right now, and we got sum 12 gauge buckshot with his name on em, let's see what happens! Remember kids, don't try this at home!"
VHS effect by zenithIsReal Sprites by Demott Animation by me Bessie by me might add a watermelon exploding scene later, idk
