So what I have so far is my speaking lines but I do plan to do the singing sooner or later. Announcer: And now it's time for Ukulele Karaoke with Brendan. The part of the show when Brendan comes out and sings a Ukulele Karaoke. Brendan: Uh, what's going on? (Libra comes in) Libra: You're doing the Ukulele Karaoke. Brendan: No, I'm on a break. This is the Pirates'— Libra: They are busy with the rest of the show. Brendan: B-But I don't even know the song. (Libra gives Brendan lyrics) Libra: Your lyrics, sir. (to Lyrics) Bring in the props! Brendan: But- Lyrics: Waikiki! (A palm tree prop, volcano prop, and lamp fall in. Lyrics comes in with fan) Your island breeze, sir! Brendan: Hold on a sec! I'm totally unprepared to do a solo! (The Wiggly Turtle Toobies come in) Libra: Your backup singers. Brendan: What? Isn't that the- Libra: Yes, they are the Wiggly Turtle Toobies. Brendan: The Wiggly Turtle Toobies? They look taller on TV. Lyrics: So do you, cat! Brendan: But really, this is not my gig! I can't just— Libra: The show must go on, buddy! (music begins) Quick, that is your cue! Just follow along, you will be fine. Brendan: But— WTT (Chaser, David Loke Jy, Jemel Lyles): Lance the Turtle! Aloha, Lance. Lance the Turtle, dance-dance-dance. Lance the Turtle! Aloha, Lance. Lance the Turtle, dance-dance-dance. Brendan: Well, I keep a little turtle at my Uncle and my Aunt's. My auntie's name is Myrtle, and my island turtle's name is Lance. He doesn't wander far, even if he has a chance. He just plays his ukulele and he does the hula dance. ...what? WTT: Lance the Turtle! Aloha, Lance. Lance the Turtle, dance-dance-dance. Lance the Turtle! Aloha, Lance. Lance the Turtle, dance-dance-dance. Brendan: He threw a luau barbecue one breezy summer night. (Lyrics turns on fan) Invited all his turtle pals to come and have a wiki bite. The turtles started walking there as Lance began to swing. The one who lived across the street arrived there in the Spring. (as the WTT are singing) Oh, I get it! Turtles are slow, so it took him a long time. That's pretty good. WTT: Lance the Turtle! Aloha, Lance. Lance the Turtle, dance-dance-dance. Lance the Turtle! Aloha, Lance. Lance the Turtle, dance-dance-dance. Brendan: But Lance just kept on cooking, he was grilling full of glee. (sits on chair) He was marinating ribs cause he liked— (the song unintentionally shred through fan, along with his newspaper) Uh... (reading pieces of the song) Syrup with his feta cheese? I-I'm sorry, I— (Libra and Lyrics tape up song and newspaper as two sheets and give them to Brendan) Lance's purple turtle shell has ketchup if you please. Pineapples are shiny! Spotted tiki bumblebees?! Oh, man! WTT: Lance the Turtle! Aloha, Lance. Lance the Turtle, dance-dance-dance. Lance the Turtle! Aloha, Lance. Lance the Turtle, dance-dance-dance. Brendan: Wait a minute. Guys, I don't think this is right. It doesn't make any sense. Lyrics: It works for us! (Giggles) Brendan: But- Libra: The song! Focus on the song! Brendan: Okay! Uh... There are luscious chocolate fingers, spinning slowly in the school. Mele Kalikimaka. Fluffy bunnies diving in the pool. Uh, help?! Thousand igloos wax the beach, spray luggage in the tree. Raining puppies, flying clowns. Flossing punahele- (hula dancer, Anahita lost her balance and falls on Brendan) Ow! Oh, forget it. (Brendan leaves) Lyrics: Ha ha! Alpaca sneezes coconuts. Tahiti yo-yo leg. Wahini with spaghetti sauce, don't make the fuzzy parrot beg. Libra: Paper, plastic porcupines. The horsey makes his bed. The humu-humu-nuku-nuku-apua'ua wasn't fed. Libra, Lyrics, Anahita, & WTT: Lance the Turtle! Aloha, Lance. (continuing under dialogue) Lance the Turtle, dance-dance-dance. Lance the Turtle! Aloha, Lance. Lance the Turtle... Dance-dance-dance. Announcer: This has been Ukulele Karaoke with Brendan. Tune in next time when Brendan says: Brendan: I'll be in my dressing room.
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