Using all our engineering, we decided the formula to solve space travel is: More jets=more fast. So we then proceeded to put 24 ion engine thrusters and a heckload of gas onto our $8 Billion space thingy and test it in space. Our test proved, to our delight, that the 2025 Rival Infinity-Jet can reach a whopping speed of 1,117,653 kmh, breaking the orbital speed record. (Beaten again with the 2025 Rival LightSpeed, which breaks the speed of light.)
