You are a slice of bread. Try to toast and butter yourself, then try to reach the plate (and get trolled?!)! Use the arrow keys to move and up to jump (WAD for player 2). Prepare to be trolled(!). A player may get jammed in the walls, the floor, or both. If that happens, press R to restart. Fullscreen recommended for visibility but not performance.
NOTE: If you find any bugs or would like something else in the game, please let me know. This project is constantly updated! Hope you enjoy and feel at least a little challenged! If so, perhaps love, favorite, or both. ;) Changelog: (6/11/2016) v0.8 Original remix (6/11/2016) v0.9 More text and danger. v0.91 The trollish blue behaves differently. (Still, don't feed the trolls!) v0.92 The butter text at the end doesn't teleport you to the level 10 effect anymore. It keeps you on the end screen. v0.921 Changed some text in the "You grew Mold" screen. v0.93 You may now backtrack if you'd like. Useful if you forgot to toast or butter yourself! v0.931 Fixed some spelling, grammar, and punctuation errors. v0.94 Player 2 deaths only show with the second slice of bread. v0.95 New music! v0.96 Fixed the death counters. v0.97 Added how much you owe for abusing slices of bread (no worries -- this is only a game). v0.98 Voiceover and loading screen at the beginning! v0.981 Improved loading screen. v0.982 Added how much money per abuse you owe (no worries; that amount is also just a number!). v0.983 Made it so that the second boss is a bit easier to defeat. v0.99 Added a timer. Your debt changes with it as people can pay their debts over time. v0.991 Fixed how the debt (per abuse) shows. v0.992 Added some more text at the end. (5/2017) v1 Yes, the full version is finally out after about 11 months of hard work! Added another room and a little more text. v1.001 Fixed the toaster bug where the joke card pops up instead of you toasting yourself. v1.002 Fixed the bug where touching the X arrow in the "zeroth" room makes the endgame card pop up. v1.01 Added more tips to the "You Grew Mold" screen and some barriers to block off the dangers. v1.02 Added an obligatory thumbnail! Also, after dying, the game resets your vertical and horizontal movements, which SHOULD happen after revival. v1.021 I just fixed/changed some text at the end. v1.022 Edited the thumbnail so that the player may see it after clicking the green flag. v1.03 Added some instructions to help those in need! v1.04 More excellent music! ❤️ (Wow, many updates in one day! I'm on fire now!) v1.041 Fixed the bug where touching the toaster outlet would make the joke card pop up. Plus, I recolored a plate. v1.042 Whoops! Recoloring the plate and changing the "touching color?" blocks caused a glitch where the joke card pops out of nowhere! v1.043 Something this game was missing all along: the frame rate! v1.05 You may mute the music if you want to play any other song in the background or something. v1.051 I moved some text in the instructions to make the mute button better fit its place. (8/27/2017) v1.052 When the "you grew mold" screen appears, the mute button places itself over "Restart." (1/1/2018) v1.053 First update of 2018! Added the loading percentages. (1/12/2018) v1.054 Made it so that the level before the toaster doesn't have the green too close to the blue door (which seemed inconvenient). (2/27/2018) v1.06 Added the level titles and some fonts! :D (2/27/2018) v1.061 Level 9 isn't that much of a hassle now. (5/30/2018) v1.062 Made the debt pay off faster than only one penny a second. (8/29/2018) v1.063 Simplified and moved some text in the instructions. I also fixed a minor mistake at the end of them. (4/18/2020) v1.07 Toned down the difficulty in many levels for more fair gameplay. Also added a way to skip the instructions (no need to click eight times in a row to start the game!). (5/12/2022) v1.08 Added a helpful note to level 1. Credits to - @meringo for the original project! (no longer available) - @Food_Battle_2014 for such a trollish yet fun project! "Become Toast" image: http://www.pcworld.com/article/2917798/i-am-bread-review-this-physics-simulator-is-toasted-to-not-quite-perfection.html I resized a slice of bread and put in the thumbnail and the instructions by myself. Note: Only some dates are available for the updates since I started adding them on January 12, 2018. I apologize for any inconvenience. Unless I have a time machine, I can't do anything about it. :( #game #iambread #bread #updated #fullversion
