Would I be a good Asian parent? Yes! Sleepovers: 0-4 - no go study 5-7 - go study lah 8-13 - go practice. 14- go be a doctor Bedtimes: (wkends) 1-4 - don’t sleep 5-7 - don’t sleep 8-10 - 9:30 - don’t sleep 11-13 - 10pm - 12pm - lazy go study 14+ - you lazy Devices: 0-13+ - GO STUDY YOU STOOPID Makeup: 0-13+ - do it only on special occasions Grades: A - acceptable B - below average C - can’t eat dinner D - don’t come home F- find a new family Allowance: 0-17+ - just be a doctor or lawyer Smoking: 0-17 - don’t do d r u g s, too expensive Rate me out of 100 in the comments
