Welcome to normal chess, which is a very average chess game with absolutely nothing weird in it at all?. You win by taking all the opponents pieces. | V Okay, it might not actually be normal. - black begins - pieces can move anywhere you click, and can take multiple pieces. - bishops sometimes have bombs (they go off when touching a piece) - don't touch the nuke - press L for spugatthi - Press the laser button to control a laser, this makes pieces nice & toasty! - m is for meatballs, the pieces like eating them. - you need to appease the dark lord before you can win - please pet the cat 10 times - click the black or red button under the roulette wheel to gamble, it's worth the risk! - Donate pixels to the poor with the click of a button! - put pieces in the microwave to make them tasty
