SAFETY TORCH! LYRICS! ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( Look at little Tim Tim sleeping so soundly... WAKE UP TIM AND LOOK THERES A MONSTER!!! Don't be scared Tim or it'll eat you, monsters smell fear LOOKIN' FOR YOU!!! I got a SAFETY TORCH! PUT IT ON YOUR PORCH! Its a SAFETY TORCH! PUT IT IN THE HALLWAY! SAFETY TORCH! SCARE THE MONSTERS AWAY! SAFETY TORCH! THAT'LL BE fifty bucks. (Tim) But my house is on fire! (back to Tobuscus.) Sssshhhh... Tim Tim, things are looking grim grim, but lucky for you you I have come with a solution! It solves everything! SAFETY WATER! Put it in a bucket! SAFETY WATER! Pour it on the fire! SAFETY WATER! Maybe make a bubble bath! SAFETY WATER! First ones on the house! (Tim) Heh-heh. I see what you did there, first ones on the house. (Tobuscus) Heh, yeah, but it's first ONE, though, but its quite a few... (Tim) What?! (Toby) so all those... (Tim) No. (Toby) plus all the safety torches... its just, like, five hundred dollars. (Tim) I don't have five hundred dollars! (Toby) that's fine. I'll bill your parents. See you. (Tim) My parents are gonna kill me...
