Finland has had the sheer audacity to challenge my hard-earned 8th place ranking. Well, my friends, this is no longer a minor inconvenience—this is WAR. Prepare yourselves, for I’m about to launch a ten septillion-dollar initiative to make Coderica B E T T E R than ever. Step one: Military service. Mandatory. For everyone. No exceptions—unless you’re on vacation (because honestly, who wants to start an international crisis over someone’s beach day?). But every resident, every citizen, every sentient being? Get ready for uniform distribution. And yes, even the cat gets a combat vest. You’ve been warned. Weapon production? We’ve tripled it. When in doubt, more weapons. That’s our motto. If you can’t talk your way through a problem, well, we’ve got a solution for that now. Diplomacy? Forget the formalities. No more sitting down for “heartfelt talks” (ok maybe a little bit of that). Instead, we’re going full-on strategic open trade—with a side of defensive firepower. Everyone gets a little something special: perhaps a tactical missile with your morning coffee. Who’s to say? Now, let’s talk education. Change is on the way, and it’s all about making learning more exciting! No more wasted time. Recess? It’s still here, but it’s a revamped version. Naptime? Okay, maybe not illegal, but we’re going to make sure it’s not the main event. From now on, we’ll find a balance—students will be engaged in activities that make learning feel fun and productive. We’ll have creative, hands-on learning, exciting challenges, and even some unexpected surprises throughout the day. After all, we’re building a nation of sharp thinkers with a passion for what they do. Learning is important, but so is making it a good time. So, get ready to work hard, but also enjoy the journey! Qauntnium mining? Oh, we’re not just increasing that operation; we’ve tripled it. Who needs sleep when there’s an entire multiverse of untapped energy waiting to be harnessed? We’re practically swimming in Qauntnium, and I promise you, we won’t stop until we’ve harvested every last speck of it from every dimension in existence. Finally, expansion. Brace yourselves. Borders? We’re going full bulldozer. This isn’t a board game—this is the real deal. We’re expanding with all the grace of a wrecking ball in a ballet class. Every inch of the multiverse will bear the Coderican flag, or at the very least, a neon “Welcome to Coderica” sign with an all-you-can-eat buffet in every single country.
