CLICK DAT FLAG!! Recipe for a party: -1 hour of standing in a corner -27 anxiety panics -8 times almost crying -10 minutes of hiding out in the bathroom -36 awkward things I shouldn’t have said -60 seconds of actually enjoying myself -2 people asking me why I look like a bartender - Would you play Go Fish with me? -
The song is Parklife by Blur -I’m such a socially awkward rat
