Edit 6/11/16- why does this have so many views??? (I'm not continuing this btw >.<) Once upon a time there was a cat who's name was, uh, cat. Cat had a cookie. Cat was happy. Everynight Cat would read a bedtime story to his cookie, until one day when the cookie was stolen. CAT WAS MAAADD!!11!!!1! So cat went on a journey across the street to dog's house to find his cookie. CAT ALMOST DIED!!! But he didn't. He went and kicked down dog's door and yelled, "DOG! I KNOW YOU HAVE MY COOKIE! GIVE IT BACK!!1!!11!1" DOG TURNED AROUND AND BARKED VERY LOUDLY. "NEVER!!11!" HE SAID. "THEN I WILL FITE U FOR IT!" CAT PULLED OUT A SWORD. "U WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!" DOG SAID AND ATE THE COOKIE AND DIED BECAUSE THE COOKIE HAD CHOCOLATE IN IT AND EVERYONE KNOWS DOGS CAN'T EAT CHOCOLATE. "Oh," cat said then realized. "I AM A MURDERER!!!1! I MUST RUN AWAY TO ESCAPE MY PAST!!1!1" FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS IN EPISODE 2, COMING NEXT TOMORROW
