TOTALLY ORIGINAL BACKSTORY: DERRR I was at a garage sale guys non clickbait, and I found a ultra sigma tape that I wanted to get for weeks for some reason. BUT GUYS IT WAS HAUNTED NOT CLICKBIAT SIGMA ALPHA BROOOOOOO! Anyways because I’m a chad I put it on scratch! IM SO SIGMAAAAAAA! - Analog horror writers
[NOTE - this is a PARODY of Mascot and Analog horror!!] DO NOT COMMENT ON HOW THIS IS A BAD ANALOG HORROR! THATS THE WHOLE POINT!!! THX :D - Me Bonus: catch all of the spelling errors :D
