Local News Anchor Enthusiastically Explains the Unexplainable — Viewers Not Sure What They Watched, But They’re Hooked. woah! I have a job now? how zany of me! will I perfect my job, or will I miserably fail it so bad, that I’ll get fired on my first day? *cut to me being the newsman* alright now if you take a look at these weathers here, and uh... their temperatures, you will realize that oh my god, there are mind-boggingly large, and then you'll probably go ‘Chat, is this real?’, and… yeah, it i—! *cut to me getting fired* no but really, I’m gonna fail it. yay, more motivation, woohoo
BRO DIED DURING HIS JOB
