⚠ VOLUME WARNING!!! ⚠ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ACTUAL TUTORIAL LATER IN THE INSTRUCTIONS! ------------------------------------------------------------------------- ❅*̩̩͙‧͙*̩̩͙❆⋆❅*̩̩͙‧͙*̩̩͙❆⋆❅*̩̩͙‧͙*̩̩͙❆⋆❅*̩̩͙‧͙*̩̩͙❆⋆❅*̩̩͙‧͙*̩̩͙❆⋆❅*̩̩͙‧͙*̩̩͙❆⋆❅*̩̩͙‧͙*̩̩͙❆⋆❅ Happy Holidays! ❅*̩̩͙‧͙*̩̩͙❆⋆❅*̩̩͙‧͙*̩̩͙❆⋆❅*̩̩͙‧͙*̩̩͙❆⋆❅*̩̩͙‧͙*̩̩͙❆⋆❅*̩̩͙‧͙*̩̩͙❆⋆❅*̩̩͙‧͙*̩̩͙❆⋆❅*̩̩͙‧͙*̩̩͙❆⋆❅ ------------------------------------------------------------------------- ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ most of this game was made over calls late at night with my best friend for the *authentic* insanity factor. she was the one who gave me adam sandler as the theme. so dont ask. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ------------------------------------------------------------------------- ❅*̩̩͙‧͙*̩̩͙❆⋆❅*̩̩͙‧͙*̩̩͙❆⋆❅*̩̩͙‧͙*̩̩͙❆⋆❅*̩̩͙‧͙*̩̩͙❆⋆❅*̩̩͙‧͙*̩̩͙❆⋆❅*̩̩͙‧͙*̩̩͙❆⋆❅*̩̩͙‧͙*̩̩͙❆⋆❅ ACTUAL TUTORIAL: ❅*̩̩͙‧͙*̩̩͙❆⋆❅*̩̩͙‧͙*̩̩͙❆⋆❅*̩̩͙‧͙*̩̩͙❆⋆❅*̩̩͙‧͙*̩̩͙❆⋆❅*̩̩͙‧͙*̩̩͙❆⋆❅*̩̩͙‧͙*̩̩͙❆⋆❅*̩̩͙‧͙*̩̩͙❆⋆❅ ------------------------------------------------------------------------- • Adam Sandler: He appears faintly in the background every few seconds. If you slap him, then you get a point a point and prevent him from killing (murdering) you temporarily. • Sonic: He goes in front of Adam Sandler to distract you. If you slap him enough times, then he will disappear. • Megamind: He will quickly run onto your screen and if you don't slap him fast enough, he'll use his dehydration gun on you, causing your crosshair to lag behind temporarily. • Appa: He will appear faintly over your entire screen and ask you to help him. You must slap with either your left or right hand to choose whether or not you'll help him. If you don't help him, he expresses his anger before leaving. If you help him, you lose 5 points and lower the chances of enemies appearing for 30 seconds. • Stephen: He will randomly appear on your screen and you must press the S key to kill him before he finishes talking. If you do not, then all of your graphics will be pixelated temporarily. • Amazon Prime: Occasionally has a random chance to appear. If he does, he will transform into a FORD F150 and drive around your screen for 9 seconds. • My Cat: He will run around your screen briefly and whine like a whiny baby. If you slap him, you get 5 points. • Mariah: I don't want a lot for Christmas. There is just one thing I need. I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree. I just want you for my own more than you could ever know. Make my wish come true. All I want for Christmas is you. (Yeah)
⚠ THIS GAME IS 100% A JOKE, YOU ARE NOT IN ANY DANGER OF BEING MURDERED. ⚠ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Credit to MCRAINBOWKITTY for helping to fuel this madness by suggesting all the characters that were used All voices are me except for Jack Black, text2speech, and my cat ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ------------------------------------------------------------------------- ❅*̩̩͙‧͙*̩̩͙❆⋆❅*̩̩͙‧͙*̩̩͙❆⋆❅*̩̩͙‧͙*̩̩͙❆⋆❅*̩̩͙‧͙*̩̩͙❆⋆❅*̩̩͙‧͙*̩̩͙❆⋆❅*̩̩͙‧͙*̩̩͙❆⋆❅*̩̩͙‧͙*̩̩͙❆⋆❅ Character Credits: ❅*̩̩͙‧͙*̩̩͙❆⋆❅*̩̩͙‧͙*̩̩͙❆⋆❅*̩̩͙‧͙*̩̩͙❆⋆❅*̩̩͙‧͙*̩̩͙❆⋆❅*̩̩͙‧͙*̩̩͙❆⋆❅*̩̩͙‧͙*̩̩͙❆⋆❅*̩̩͙‧͙*̩̩͙❆⋆❅ ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Adam Sandler (He's a person) Sonic the Hedgehog (Sega) Peacock Megamind (Peacock) Appa (Nickelodeon) Jack Black Steve (Warner Bros' A Minecraft Movie) Optimus Prime (Transformers, idk who owns the character) My Cat mariah ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ------------------------------------------------------------------------- ❅*̩̩͙‧͙*̩̩͙❆⋆❅*̩̩͙‧͙*̩̩͙❆⋆❅*̩̩͙‧͙*̩̩͙❆⋆❅*̩̩͙‧͙*̩̩͙❆⋆❅*̩̩͙‧͙*̩̩͙❆⋆❅*̩̩͙‧͙*̩̩͙❆⋆❅*̩̩͙‧͙*̩̩͙❆⋆❅ Music Credits: ❅*̩̩͙‧͙*̩̩͙❆⋆❅*̩̩͙‧͙*̩̩͙❆⋆❅*̩̩͙‧͙*̩̩͙❆⋆❅*̩̩͙‧͙*̩̩͙❆⋆❅*̩̩͙‧͙*̩̩͙❆⋆❅*̩̩͙‧͙*̩̩͙❆⋆❅*̩̩͙‧͙*̩̩͙❆⋆❅ ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Skating - Vince Guaraldi Jingle Bells Genesis Remix Wet Hands - C418 Fallen Down (Reprise) - Undertale All I Want For Christmas Is You (Inst) - Mariah Carey -------------------------------------------------------------------------░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░
