(What is clearly a short skeleton with a fake beard and cool glasses approaches.) (He speaks in a fake old man voice.) young 'un. don't you know how to greet a fellow human? i'm gebeter. i say we form a partnership. let's shake on it. (I shake his hand.) ok now...first, you'll have to gebeter at fighting. (Rimshot; the skeleton throws away his beard and glasses to reveal his true face. The theme "truly comic-al." is playing.) gotcha, human! mweheheheheh, the classic "gebeter" line. haven't found anyone foreseein' that one. anyway, name's sans. the exquisitely altruistic sans. but you may also refer to me as "the comical sans". i'd say i'm a cool dude, but my brother's WAY cooler than me. either way, i'm not that into capturing humans...but, uh, my bro? he's pretty good at it. or so he says. mweh, doesn't matter, cause i got a plan. so, uh, go under that gate. yeah, go under, my bro made the bars too short because he wanted me to be able to go through it. he's nice. anyway, go on and hide in that conveniently large and well-placed cupboard. with the convenient eyeholes instead of knobs. (I do so, the theme stops, and "Nreh Heh Heh!" starts.) SANS! I GOT HERE AS FAST AS I COULD! uh, where's your battle body? I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO PUT IT ON!!! ...ok. WAIT, WHY ARE YOU AT MY POST!?! I MEAN, SURE, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU... BUT STILL! just thought i'd visit. REALLY!? WOWIE, SANS! PERFECT TIMING! SO, SINCE I, PAPYRUS THE SPLENDID, NEED TO CAPTURE A HUMAN TO JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD, HOW ARE YOUR GAUNTLETS? pretty good, they're workin' fine. i couldn't get past it. WELL, I GUESS YOU COULD SAY THEN...THAT YOU CERTAINLY PLACED A LOT OF "BACKBONE" INTO YOUR GAUNTLETS! *Rim shot* heh, good one, but tibia honest, gebeter at your jokes. *Double rim shot* GOOD PUNS, SANS! those weren't puns, they were good riddles. as to be expected from the one and only exquisitely altruistic sans. WHATEVER YOU SAY, BROTHER. EITHER WAY, I MUST BE OFF THEN! I NEED TO GET SOME SUPPLIES! OH, AND SANS? yeah? GEBETER PUNS! NREHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!!! (Papyrus leaves, but comes back.) HEH! (Papyrus leaves for real, and "Nreh Heh Heh!" stops playing.) well, that's over. you, uh, can come out now, bud. so, uh. my bro may look cheerful. but he's been really sad lately. but seeing you might cheer him right up. think you could help? mweheheheh! thanks, kid! ah, welp. i'll see ya up ahead.
MT!SwapSwap owned by me. The themes mentioned will eventually be made. Frisk is narrating.
