They will answer in-character. "NREHEHEHEHEH! HELLO, HUMANS AND MONSTERS OF SCRATCH! IT IS I, PAPYRUS THE SPLENDID!" "and me, sans. the exquisitely altruistic sans." "ASK US QUESTIONS DOWN BELOW IN THE COMMENTS!" "just, uh, don't ask anything...inappropriate. i don't need a criminal charge just yet." "OTHER THAN THAT, WE WILL ANSWER AS MANY QUESTIONS AS WE CAN!" "welp, that's it. mweheheh. see ya."
Vectors by me!