[ yapping abut Mari- random OC questions ]

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1. What OC are we talking about here? a: Mari! (one of meh splatoon ocs) 2. They find themselves in a restaurant that serves only scrambled eggs. How do they react? a: “what are scrambled eggs?” bc she eats like nothing but tempura- 3. What shampoo do they use? a: i n k (she’s an inkling so I’m guessing they use ink as shampoo) 4. How would they react if their crush died? a: her teammates would all be like “Aiden died?!” *sobbing* and she would just be like “who splatted him” bc she’s d e v i o u s (in a good way) 5. A lie they believed as a child? a: if you were bad on Squidmas eve, you would wake up with all your tentacles cut off on Squidmas morning (her brother told her that) 6. What's their opinion on mouthwash? a: “eeEuUUAaaUuUUaAAaagGgHhH” 7. What would they be like if they had no trauma? a: probably a lot less paranoid… 8. They're at a crime scene. Why? a: seeing if the body had any Splat Bombs on it (MARI NO YOU CANT JUST STEAL STUFF FROM D3AD PPL) 9. What's their zodiac? a: squidditarius 10. What would they do if they met their idol? a: “ASDFGHJKL OH MY CODDDD CALLIEEEEEE” 11. What would happen if you and them knew each other? a: we would get along and she would teach meh how to be d e v i o u s 12. What size is their nose? a: idk small? 13. What would happen on their first day in a new school? a: she would accidentally splat someone- 14. You can get any character in their universe (Oc or Cannon) to fall in love with them. Who would it be? a: she’s in a relationship with one of my ocs, Aiden, but maybe another one of my ocs, Leila, would be a good match?… idk :P 15. They just got asked to a dance, but it wasn't the person they wanted to ask them. What do they say? a: “will you bring snacks” 16. What's their craziest conspiracy theory? a: that Octolings have 8-balls for eyes- 17. Everyone is suddenly being super nice to them. What do they think is going on? a: “they’re planning to splat me aren’t they” 18. What's their IQ? a: smart in battle, stoopid in life 19. Would they ever interrupt a wedding? Why? a: to object and then the people getting married would ask “what?” and she’d be like “oh nothing I just wanted to shout “I OBJECT” from the audience :33333” (she doesn’t even know anyone at the wedding and wasn’t invited-) 20. Something they can't do to save their life? a: use any other weapon than a big swig roller 21. The way they would most likely break a bone? a: trying to get a coin she dropped in a manhole (she’s Splatlandian, she cares about money) 22. What would they do with a chubby penguin plushy if they got one as a gift? a: stare it in the eye until it surrendered 23. What's their favourite sweet? a: twizzlers :3 24. Giant project due in 2 weeks, how long do they put it off? What grade will they get? a: doesn’t start until the day it’s due, speedruns it in school 1 hour before it’s due, and gets an A- 25. Last interesting thing they googled a: “what are octolings made of” 26. Their favorite youtuber? a: she’s more of a SquidTok-er 27. How good are they at spelling? a: pretty good at spelling but sometimes makes grammar mistakes like saying “your so cool!” instead of “you’re so cool!” 28. They just got their driver's license. Should we be worried? a: y e s (lock your doors and hide your children, mari now knows how to drive) 29. Something they like that everybody else hates. a: big swig rollers! 30. What is their favorite number? a: 10 (squids have 10 tentacles and she’s Agent 10 of the New Squidbeak Splatoon in my fanfic) 31. Tom Holland a: *b l a n k s t a r e* “is he an octarian” 32. Their phone's at 5%. What do they do? a: eat the phone 33. They just accidentally hit someone. What do they do? a: “ASDFGHJKL sorry sorry sorry aah oh my cod please don’t sue me wait can you even sue me, we’re 12-“ 34. Do they remember their dreams? a: most of her dreams are bad ones about failing missions for the New Squidbeak Splatoon and the fall of Inkling society being bc of her 35. Do they play any sports? a: turf war :333333 36. What's their trigger word? a: the word “eight” and number 8 sends her into a sort of rage, and the idea of failing makes her kind of depressed 37. In a group project, who are they? a: the one who’s asleep the whole time and occasionally wakes up to say “yeah”, “mm-hmm”, and “sounds good” to make it look like she’s actually participating- 38. What's the latest they can stay up? a: she always says she’ll stay up all night but then falls asleep by 10:00- 39. If they were a scratcher, what would their username be? a. xX_Mari-NSS_Xx 40. How would they end up hospitalized? a: trying too hard to show off in a mission and it all going wrong