The Epic Dermit has been rotting for so long, its bulbous globes of pus turned bioluminescent! While it may look grotesque when up close, it is an amazing sight to see her zany zits attract little fireflies... and Zynth. For every month we wait for our personal Anniversary Month (or Day), Epic Dermit must wait a full year. That means a newborn will be 13 in 56940 days! Nothing is known about its other head. We named it Linda.
