Chess? [Game 2, Move 2W] remix

Instructions

Welcome to 'Chess?', a remix chain! This is a chain where you can play chess... with a twist. You can put completely illogical things on the board with your own consequences! Make sure to not be too overpowered though, because making a move renders the opponent able to do the same thing. You still can play a regular game of chess, though. Game transcripts inside!