The Mysterious Ancient Tech Nerds Who Definitely Don't Want to Be Found The Old Ones are like that cryptic, all-knowing, super-techy grandparent who lives in a mysterious mansion on top of a mountain, surrounded by a moat of “don’t touch my stuff” vibes. No one really knows where they are—mostly because getting to their dark, spooky corner of the Coderican Multiverse is about as easy as getting into a secret club where the bouncer is a black hole and the password is “good luck.” Seriously, it’s like trying to find a Wi-Fi signal in a parallel dimension—almost impossible. What we do know about them is that they have really old tech. Like, 600,000 BCE old. And not the "cool vintage" kind of old—more like "I’ve seen civilizations rise and fall, and I’ve been chilling with my ancient gadgets ever since." They’ve got more advanced technology than a sci-fi convention and a backlog of ancient inventions that probably make our best gadgets look like a rock tied to a stick. Their tech is so old it could probably tell you the answer to life, the universe, and everything... but then they'd charge you in Qauntnium for it. They’re shrouded in mystery, though. Some think they’ve retired to a super-secret hideaway, waiting for the Coderican Multiverse to fall apart before making their dramatic return—like an ancient superhero, but with way more cryptic monologues and zero desire to go to the grocery store. Others suspect they’ve just gotten tired of all the multiversal drama and are taking an eternal nap, biding their time until the multiverse is really in trouble. Either way, no one can really get in touch with them (unless you have an interdimensional carrier pigeon and maybe an unlimited data plan). So, for now, they remain a myth, a legend, and possibly the most exclusive club in the entire Coderican Multiverse.
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