BREAKING: WITHIN A 2 HOUR PERIOD CHINNER HAS APPOINTED 14 NEW SUPREME COURT JUSTICES, WHO BEFORE THE SENATE COULD VOTE ON THEIR CONFIRMATION VOTED TO SUSPEND CONGRESS | RABIES OUTBREAK IN NEW SHAINSPEAR PUT DOWN COMPLETELY, ACCORDING TO DOW | CHINNER: "Thousands of lives could have been saved, if only congress had responded quicker to the rabies outbreak in New Shainspear. This has clearly shown that congress is not a institution of wartime, and needs to be suspended until our brave soldiers establish a setting of peace. Until further notice, the fine men and women of the supreme court have suspended congress as a wartime measure. Rest assured, I will use this newfound power to put down any similar crisis with speed and aggression"
