—Day 14 of Pufflemas!— Looking for the perfect holiday gift for your loved ones? Or your hated ones? Or a complete stranger who you feel indifferent about? Then give the gift that keeps on giving and definitely not taking with: The Official Dippy McPeck® Toy! This state-of-the-art plastic bird is guaranteed to stand and bob its head up and down randomly, and not guaranteed to do anything else! It’s a delight for the whole family! Just make sure to follow the l̶i̶a̶b̶i̶l̶i̶t̶y̶ ̶w̶a̶i̶v̶e̶r̶ instructions on how to properly manage your Dippy McPeck® and hope for the best! Or at least that nothing will go wrong! For the best (safe) results, make sure to give it plenty of water and definitely not other liquids! Because nothing of major concern will happen! At least that’s what they’re telling me to say! And whatever you do, don’t feed it after midnight, because you definitely need your sleep, and not anything concerning the toy hypothetically wandering on its own or watching you sleep! That would be absurd! It’s definitely not like it’s some powerful entity taking the form of a harmless looking toy and bottling up its true potential power! So why wait? Get your own Dippy McPeck® Toy today, before supplies (and our sanity) last! Please, just buy it!! We don’t these things around anymore!! It’s driving us nuts, JUST DO IT— (Dippy Toys International is not responsible for any damage or injury caused by the Dippy McPeck® Toy and should not be reported to us. It’s probably entirely your own fault so don’t bother suing us. We have more money than you do so good luck with that.) Buy your Dippy McPeck® Today! :D
(Yeah, this is just a silly thing I made, don’t worry, just trying something new and intentionally a little absurd or even creepy lol)
