NOW LISTEN CLOSELY. HERE’S HOW TO DO THE RITUAL. STEP ONE: GET 3 PEOPLE AND SET THEM ON FIRE. STEP TWO: LAY THEM DOWN FACE DOWN. STEP THREE: CLOSE YOUR EYES AND THEN LISTEN TO THE PEOPLE SCREAMING AND CRYING IN PAIN. WAIT FOR 5 MINUTES THEN YOU WILL BREAK BOTH OF THEIR FEMURS AND MAKE THEM MELT AND DIE.
