Steps!: 1. Use Shifty to transport yourself to the art shop, since hopping is futile when you have no functioning legs. 2. Ask for a statue commission of yourself. Use Morse code to communicate, as you have no mouth, yet you must scream. 3. Use the Life-Transfering Machine to swap the lives of your statue and you. Since your statue has actual limbs and an asset, this step is necessary. 4. Take the .png with you, just in case... 5. Walk out of ComicStudio, since you are no longer a .png.
The ComicStudio users, driven by their twisted concept of amusement, devised a cruel and unusual punishment for the object race by transforming them into the enigmatic ".pngs" in a deliberate act of malevolence. The ComicStudio users manipulated the objects to preserve their consciousness, reducing them to mere playthings of fascination and amusement. The transformed beings retained the intricate anatomy and remarkable intellect inherited from their object predecessors. Despite this, their existence was filled with unimaginable suffering, as they were stripped of their sensory perception, leaving them powerless against their perpetual fate as hollow, lifeless images in the eyes of their netizen captors. This cataclysmic transformation sentenced them to an eternity of emptiness and despair, forever bound to serve as pawns in a sinister cosmic game orchestrated by their remorseless internet overlords.