Is she gonna -Tie up Jax, pull the fire alarm, then once everybody’s out, drop an atomic bomb on the restaurant? -Bring nifty from hazbin hotel and make Jax deal with her all day? -Give Jax a “snack” (grenade) -Start ww111 near the restaurant -Evacuate everyone except Jax then somehow glass the entire area -Build the Death Star then evacuate everyone except Jax -Cause a zombie apocalypse near the restaurant -Sneak cyn from murder drones into the restaurant then evacuate everyone except Jax -Sneak cyn and nifty into the restaurant and evacuate everyone except Jax -Start an alien invasion -Tell swifties that Jax said something anti-swift (no offense if you are a swiftie) -Give Jax a “snack” (copperhead or other venomous snake) -Summon the ender dragon and evacuate everyone except Jax -Kidnap someone’s dog and tell the owner to kidnap Jax or they won’t get their dog back -Flood the restaurant with lava and evacuate everyone except Jax -Send the military after the restaurant and evacuate everyone except Jax -Release disassembly drones near the restaurant and evacuate everyone except Jax -Tell Vox from hazbin hotel that Jax is alastor in disguise and evacuate everyone except Jax -Get the karate kid to come to the restaurant and tell him that Jax wants to k!ll him -Tell eragon that Jax is actually galbatorix and evacuate everyone except Jax -Release rabid animals near the restaurant and evacuate everyone except Jax -Evacuate everyone except Jax and shoot the restaurant with a rocket launcher -Tell Elon Musk to install rocket engines on the restaurant and evacuate everyone except Jax -Release a buncha hornets in the restaurant and evacuate everyone except Jax -Recreate a disastrous historical event (like The Great Molasses Flood) in the restaurant and evacuate everyone except Jax -Recreate the alastor stayed gone solo just for Jax
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