Me when I commit “the weird Al show theme” Help I can recite all the lyrics: ohhhh this is a story bout a guy named al and he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal, but the sanitation workers really didn’t approve, so he packed up his accordion and had to move to a city in ohio where he lived in a tree and he worked at a nasal decongestant factory, and he played on the company bowling team and every single night he had a strange recurring dream, where he was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream, but that’s really not important to the story. Well the very next year he met a dental hygienist with a spatula tattoo’d on her arm (on her arm) but he didn’t keep in touch, and he lost her number, then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm, and he spent his life savings on a split level cave, 20 miles below the surface of the Earth (of the Earth) and he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, for what it’s worth Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was as grateful as he could be, and it turns out his a big shot producer on tv, so he gave Al a contract and what do ya know, know he’s got his very own weird Al showwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! (Talking about the weird Al show) (AYOOO AYOO AYOO)
