All characters belong to their respective owners Doing shipping quotes is so much harder than I expected because I had to keep clicking shuffle names until the two that are being shipped are in a relationship so basically I pretty much sat there clicking for 5 minutes waiting to finally find a matching pair each time Written quotes in case some of the text is blurry: [1] Scarabsanctuary: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake. Zenithstar: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear. Scarabsanctuary: ... Scarabsanctuary: You mean ring bearER, right? Zenithstar: ... Scarabsanctuary: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding. [2] Blazejest: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers? Leopardlight: Peonies, why? Blazejest: Leopardlight: Were you going to get me flowers? Blazejest: Leopardlight: Blazejest: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ [3] Lemmingshine: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. Barnaclebrawl: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. Lemmingshine: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? Barnaclebrawl: Is it working? [4] Barnaclebrawl, sweating: Lemmingshine, there’s something I need to ask you- Lemmingshine: Finally! You’re proposing! Barnaclebrawl: How’d you know? Lemmingshine: Barnaclebrawl, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner. Lemmingshine: I even picked it up once. [5] Hydrangeahiraeth: You have to apologize to them Willowwither. Willowwither: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with! [6] Sunriseglory: Remember, Foamflightless, don't do anything I wouldn't do. Foamflightless: I think I crossed that line when I got a date. [7] Lemmingshine: Are we fighting or flirting? Barnaclebrawl: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck- Lemmingshine: Your point? [8] Foamflightless: *angrily presses Sunriseglory against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?! Sunriseglory: ... Sunriseglory: Are we about to kiss- [9] Pantiepride: We both look very handsome tonight. Specterghoul: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you." Pantiepride: I couldn't take that chance. [10] Charwood: I’m in love with you. Terracottascar: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork. Charwood: I know. Terracottascar: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool- [11] Pantiepride: So, are you two dating now? Scarabsanctuary & Zenithstar: Yes. Pantiepride: Why? Scarabsanctuary: I happen to find Zenithstar very appealing. Pantiepride: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Zenithstar. [12] Foamflightless: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Sunriseglory! Sunriseglory: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight. [13] Pantiepride: Bad news—Hydrangeahiraeth locked themself outside of their own house. Pantiepride: Good news—we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith. Pantiepride: Bad news—Foamflightless finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory(TM). I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute guys/girls/enbies. Pantiepride: Good news—a cute guy/girl/enby saw me do it. Pantiepride: Bad news—it was Specterghoul, and since they’ve already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, they’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. They know. [14] Charwood: I’ve never asked someone out. How do you even do it? Pantiepride: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: “Hey… how you doin’?” Specterghoul, scoffing: Oh, please. Pantiepride, to Specterghoul: Hey, how you doin’? Specterghoul: Specterghoul: *giggles and blushes* [15] Terracottascar: Are you ready to commit? Charwood: Like, a crime or a relationship?
