Hello, fellow squidkids and octolings! Are you ready to battle it out with some epic Splatoon debates? Alright, let’s go! (scroll down, there’s 12 topics!) ————————————————————————— TOPIC #1: PEARL VS MARINA! Are you going with the queen of chaos, MC Princess, or the orderly Octarian, DJ Hyperfresh? TOPIC #2: THE BEST WEAPON CLASS IS ___! Are we decimating enemies with shooters? Inking turf with rollers? Spamming Booyah Bombs with Aerospray? You decide! TOPIC #3 I CHOOSE MY SPLATFEST TEAM FOR ___! Are you in it to rep your favorite idol? Are you fighting for the actual theme? Or maybe you just love throwing Fizzbangs! TOPIC #4: WHAT’S THE BEST SPLATOON GAME? Are you nostalgic for Splatoon 1? Do you have a soft spot for Splatoon 2? Or did you start at Splatoon 3? TOPIC #5: INKLINGS VS OCTOLINGS! This one hasn't been answered since the Great Turf War! Are you a mischievous, feisty squidkid? Or a brainwashed, battle-ready Octarian? TOPIC #6: OCTO EXPANSION VS SIDE ORDER! Which is the better DLC? Are you escaping from the Deepsea Metro with Octo Expansion? Or are you an agent of chaos in Side Order? TOPIC #7: THE BEST AGENT IS ___! Maybe you like the cool yet stoic Captain 3. Or the spunky, battle-obsessed Agent 4. Or the brave Octoling Agent 8. Or the Splatsville-hardened Neo 3. Who’s the best of the best? TOPIC #8: THE BEST IDOL IS _____! Are you going with the energetic Callie, the super-chill Marie, the loud and chaotic Pearl, the adorable Marina, the elegant Shiver, the bold Frye, or the big…uh, Big Man! It’s star versus star in this epic battle! TOPIC #9: CALAMARI INKANTATION VS. EBB AND FLOW VS. ANARCHY RAINBOW! Do you love the chaotic Splatsville festival vibe of Deep Cut’s Anarchy Rainbow? Off The Hook’s loud, flashy Ebb and Flow? Maybe it’s the Squid Sisters’ Calamari Inkantation that strikes a desire for victory deep inside Inklings (while still being an absolute banger). Song vs song! TOPIC #10: THE BEST FINAL FEST IS ____! Did you rep your favorite idol in S1’s Callie vs Marie Final Fest? Maybe you fought for the type of world you wanted to live in in S2’s Chaos vs. Order Final Fest? Or you battled all night for nostalgia and memories, living in the moment, or looking to the future in S3’s Past vs. Present vs. Future Final Fest! What’s the best? TOPIC #11: THE BEST MODE IS _____! Do you ink it up in Turf War, go for gold in Anarchy, work for battle cash in Salmon Run, be a hero in Story Mode, or ascend the tower in Side Order? You decide! TOPIC #12: OFFENSE VS. DEFENSE! Do you ink the base carefully before jumping into battle? Or do you rush right in and start splatting the other team? Battle for your battle strategy! Thank you! I hope you enjoyed! Part 2 coming soon!
Choose any topic from above (you can choose many more than one)! Please don’t remix, instead just battle it out with friends (or rivals) in the comments below! Thanks, squidkids, and have a fresh day!
