This isn't one of those "Haunted App" stories. At no point are you going to hear me claim something within the app spoke to me, reacted to my words, or forced me to punch myself repeatedly in the face. No, this isn't about a haunted app or an app doing something impossible or even something it shouldn't have. This isn't about a glitch or a hidden Satanic message and at no time did I phone Rovio Headquarters only to have my questions answered with hushed whispers or anguished screams. This story is about a game feature I don't think anyone else has unlocked. That's it. No ghosts. No conspiracies. Just a secret we were all supposed to find, but never did. Something that changes an entire generation's childhood and the very essence of a multi-million (billion?) dollar franchise. This is about what I assume to be a previously undiscovered alternate ending of Angry Birds Seasons: Hogs and Kisses for mobile devices.
