Uh.. Sir... I know you're still mad about the Red thing, but why do you hate George so much? I don't just hate George, I hate Red too. But why? It's... complicated. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone. He recruited me to help take down George. He found me in a parallel universe, where I'm the bad guy. And my Red was the cool guy. Never did anything wrong. He told me that I could have awesome power. I should've seen that he was gonna use me. To him, I was simply a diversion. I built up power all these months to finally take him down. Now, I'm ready. Fascinating. So, what was your name? I can't tell you, no matter how much you beg. Come on, Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssseeeeeeeeeee? ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT! My name is Ge- Wait. We're being watched. LOOK! IT'S THE BLUE ONE! GET HIM!!
