lyrics: I woke up and I stubbed my toe I was mad, but I had nowhere to go So I went outside and something came to mind There I saw my neighbor, Toblerone, out on his cake So I blamed it on him and his tacky filling He was confused, but I was feeling better Now everyone's doing it every day When something goes wrong, well they just say It's Toblerone’s fault, It's Toblerone’s fault Not Snickers, not Lindor It's Toblerone’s fault It's Toblerone’s fault, It's Toblerone’s fault He's the one to blame It's Toblerone’s fault It's Toblerone’s fault, It's Toblerone’s fault Not his or hers It's Toblerone’s fault It's Toblerone’s fault, It's Toblerone’s fault No one gets hurt 'Cept Toblerone, it's his fault skidi My face is bad, Toblerone's fault My cat is sad, Toblerone’s fault My room's too cold, Toblerone’s fault My dad's too old, Toblerone’s fault My car broke down, Toblerone’s fault My face is round, Toblerone’s fault My baby's crying, Toblerone’s fault My son is dying, TOBLERONE’s FAULT! I gave up here It's Toby's fault, It's Toby's fault Not Susan, not James It's Toby's fault It's Toby's fault, It's Toby's fault He's the one to blame It's Toby's fault It's Toby's fault, It's Toby's fault Not his or hers It's Toby's fault It's Toby's fault, It's Toby's fault No one gets hurt 'Cept Toby, it's his fault Hey everybody, Kermit the Frog here So listen with your eyes and ears Maybe Toby's not the one to blame So let's just move right along And drop this accusational song For the fault was only in your name Nah, I'm just kidding It's Toby's fault, It's Toby's fault Not Susan, not James It's Toby's fault It's Toby's fault, It's Toby's fault He's the one to blame It's Toby's fault It's Toby's fault, It's Toby's fault Not his or hers It's Toby's fault It's Toby's fault, It's Toby's fault No one gets hurt 'Cept Toby, it's his fault
Toblerone
