"Who the hell is this somewhat attractive woman that you have brought into my home, Pico?" "Stop acting fancy it's my GF" "You of all people have a- you know what? never mind. What's her name?" "gy*t machine 3000" "ain't no way." "Just a nickname." "Oh thank goodness. I'm not calling her that, what's her real name?" "Ruby" "oh ok"
I decided to use @Xenophanes_X's name for her, "Ruby"