princess loveacorn says buy my 42 accessories AHAHAHAHAHA I know that laugh show yourself well well well well well well well well well well well aren't you a sight for sore eye Stanford filbrick pines my old pal bill cipher what do want from me oh quit playing dumb iq you knew I'd be back you think shutting down that portal can stop what I have planned I've been making deals chatting with old friends preparing for the big day you cant keep that rift safe forever you'll slip up and when you do get out of here you have no dominion in our world maybe not right now but things change Stanford pines things change hahahaha I have to warn them he's coming *theme song* alright grunkle stan's gotta have some decent board games lets see battle shoots and ladder ships necronomiconopoly don't wake stalin hey what's this what could go wrong the board game the last players who opened this box never made it out alive well I guess I know what were doing this should take up the next 21 minutes family meeting family meeting alright santiago you have 24 hours to get these pugs across the us border family meeting family meeting *some Spanish words* ah children come in come in ooh mysterious scrolls and potions are you going to tell us were finally the age to go to wizard school is there an owl in this bag no I can assure you if there's an owl in this bag he's long dead now tell me children do either of you regonize this symbol *gasp* bill yo- you know him know him he's been terroizing us all summer I have so many questions and theories dippers been pretty paranoid since bill turned him into a living sock puppet the important thing is we defeated him twice once with kittens and once with tickles it was a lot more heroic than it sounds the fact you've dealt with bill is gravely serious so how do you know bill I've encountered many dark beings in my time Dipper what matters is his powers are growing stronger and if he pulls off his plans no one in this family will be safe *gasp* fortunately there should be a way to shield us from his mental tricks a way to bill proof the shack all I have to do is place moonstones here here and here sprinkle some mercury lets see I always forget the last ingredient ugh unicorn hair that's not like rare is it its hopeless unicorns reside deep within an enchanted glade and their hairs can only be obtained by a pure good-hearted person who goes on a magical quest to find them AAAAAH grunkle ford can I please go on this quest I am literally obsessed with unicorns my first word was unicorn i once made my own unicorn by taping a traffic cone to a horses head are you even looking at the sweater I'm wearing right now not to mention that I'm probably the most pure of heart person in this room that's true she has a point cant argue there so can I go on a mission to get that hair please please please I'll give my blood very well but it wont be easy take this and this ooh I haven't been in this dimension in a while its okay to give children weapons right psh come on dawg AH ITS THE COPS GONE IT candy grenda Wendy clear the afternoon so what are the odds she gets that hair unlikely I've dealt with unicorns before and if I had to describe them it would be frustrating so what are we gonna do about bill follow me welcome to my private study a place where I keep my most ancient and secret knowledge even your uncle stan doesn't know about this place Dipper come along if we cant bill proof the shack were gonna have to do the next best thing were gonna have to bill proof our minds *gasp* its nice to finally be out on a mission just us gals forget the gal talk I'm here to meet touch and or become a unicorn I hear if you lick a unicorns neck it taste like your favorite flavor in the world candy I will make sure you lick that unicorns neck because I care about my friends honestly I stopped believing in unicorns since I was like 5 years old I'm just coming along to keep you kids from walking into a bear trap STOP this is the magic part of the forest lets see the gnome tavern is over there the fairy nail salon is over there but it says to summon the unicorn one must bellow this ancient chant droned only by the deepest voiced druids of old ON IT *ahem* *chants* I bet 10 bucks nothing happens I'll take that bet *gasp* the paintings airbrushed on the sides on vans were true neigh mother of mother dream of dream no way ugh park visitors to my realm of enchantments *gasps* oh my gosh oh my gosh what's your name I am celestabelleabethabelle last of my kind come in come in just take off your shoes I have a whole thing about shoes uh uh I'm talking to all of you celestabelleabethabelle we have journeyed far and wide about an hour on a mission to protect our family with your magical hair this is your chance candy lick the neck lick it very well to receive a lock of my enchanted hair step forth girl of pure of perfect heart presenting ba bum bum bum bum Mabel what you a unicorn can see deep inside your heart child auh and you have
wrong wrong I say I guess I do make fun of Dipper a lot and I did just shatter a window with a crossbow your bad deeds make me cry NO come back when you're pure of heart neigh exit is that way shoes shoes take your shoes this isn't some some shoe store hey Mabel don't let her get to you yeah I wouldn't trust a horse that wears makeup no girls shes right I used to be one of the sweetest people I knew but recently I've been slacking in the whole goodness department well today were gonna fix it from this moment forth I'm going to do so many good deeds I'll have the purest heart in gravity falls that- that bird is fine so what is bill exactly no one knows for sure account differ of his true motivations and origins I know he's older than our galaxy and far more twisted without a physical form he can only project himself into our thoughts through the mindscape that's why he wants this I dismantled the portal but with this tear bill still has a way into our reality to get his hands on this rift he would trick or possess anyone so how do we keep bill out of our minds well there's a number of way I personally have a metal plate installed in my head haha good one *ahem* but this machine is safer it will scan your mind bioelectrically encrypting your thoughts so bill cant read them now say hello to your thoughts oh man I cant believe I'm with the author disco girl coming through Wendy Wendy Wendy Wendy Wendy you might wanna ignore the last one by the way you never told me your history with bill was Dipper do you trust me well yeah but then you'll trust thats not important now focus its time to strengthen your mind alright Mabel its time to strengthen your heart *music* boom a thousand good deeds when that unicorn scans my heart shes going to say I'm absolutely 100% bonafide not pure of heart boo yeah wait what how is that even possible Mabel's straight up saint you judgemental hoof bag please tell me what I'm doing wrong doing good deeds to make yourself look better isn't good at all not to mention you're crushing like 10 dandelions right now those are basically childrens dreams I'm sorry Mabel its not my fault youre a bad person *gasp* waah Mabel wait come back now if youll excuse me I have 3 o clock posing in front of a rainbow neigh come on Mabel don't beat yourself up over this lets forget about getting that dumb unicorn hair its not about the hair anymore guys its about me being kind and sweet is what makes me who I am if I'm not a good person then who am I I'm not leaving this spot until I think of a deed that makes me as good as celestabellabethabelle but Mabel just leave me be pst guys if you ask me this whole thing is a serious load Mabel's like the best person I've ever met we tried getting that hair the good way now its time we try the Wendy way are you suggesting violence sabatoge Mabel's not gonna like that Mabel doesn't need to know look its time we stop trying to be so perfect and be who we really are were crazed angry sweaty animals were not unicorns were woman and we take what we want yeah yes too much here's what were gonna do *inaudible* get me a flagging of your daintiest honeysuckle please im going to need to see some id woah the cops hit the deck I'm looking for someone who knows how to take down a unicorn no tricks or games we are human we take what we want yeah fairy dust a whole magic bag is enough to put a unicorn out cold but if I do you a favor you got to do something for me just spill it half pint butterfly trafficking is illegal in this part of the forest but I like butterflies they tickle my face and make me laugh bring me a bag of butterflies and we got a deal two bags of fairy dust just like we agreed where do you get this stuff everyone likes sausage but no one likes to know how its made you disgust me you've got your poison I've got mine we made a deal yeah well the deal is up freeze you're under arrest get down get down these butterflies aren't mine I swear I've been framed tell it to the adorable owl we dressed as a judge my cut good deeds good deeds ugh its not good enough come on mabel you can do better than that oh sure sure I wish I could travel but its not feasible in this economy what the hay sh sleep now sleep NO WAIT STOP mabel shh you'll wake her up but this is wrong guys but protecting the shack is good what do my eyes decive me neigh maybe you shall be never pure of heart no you don't understand I just wanna be good like you woah woah woah you gotta be kidding me huh yo c beth are you seriously pulling off this pure of heart scam again that is messed up man wait scam kid unicorns cant see into your heart all our dumb horns can do is glow point towards the nearest rainbow and play rave music yeah the whole pure of heart racket is just a line we use to get humans to leave us alone guys shut up all this time all this time I thought I was a bad person but you're even WORSE THAN I AM *gasp* okay fine so you learned our secret were jerks okay we have more hair than we
