my blubs dont you ever scare me like that again woooo kids ah you did it I knew I could count on you two haha fiddleford I- I havent seen you since we partied ways you must hate me I've tried forgetting maybe I should try forgiving come here old friend hey good to see you too bro now lets get out of here huh listen uncle ford we don't have a lot of time remember how told me right before you were frozen that you knew bills weakness yeah a secret way to defeat him I- I do now does anyone have a pen pencil anything ah perfect uh we got bill outside but I don't know how long we can keep him occupied yes yes good good drawing a circle on the floor welp hes lost his mind my mind is fine and there is a way to defeat him with this the worlds most confusing game of hop scotch no a prophecy though it would be a pretty fun game on hop scotch many years ago I found ten symbols in a cave some I regonized then some I only regonize now the the native people of gravity falls prophesized that these symbols could create a force strong enough to vanquish bill with bill defeated his weirdness will be reversed and the town could be saved this whole time I thought it was just superstition but seeing you all here now I finally understand that its destiny Dipper the pine tree Mabel the shooting star a question mark this ones unsolvable that ones easy you've been rocking that dumb hoodie since the 7th grade woah destiny hoodie the tent of telepathy sign that must be Gideon woo an excuse to stand next to Mabel don't turn this into a big deal oh I wont I will ugh ugh AH what the hey archilles nice work with the HEEL FORE hold hands everyone this is a mystical human energy circuit ice who's ice the symbols needn't all be literal Dipper it just has to be someone cool in the face of danger Wendy Wendy shut up you guys much like the spectacles need to be someone scholarly heheh this is freaky now hold hands everyone ew I'm not touching that do it sweetie do the one thing no one in our family has ever done touch the hillbilly hey uncle ford I think its working woo hoo heheheh yes this is it the rest of you get out its too dangerous we just need one more person Stanley Stanley get over here you're the only one left you realize this is a bunch of hogwash right you really think some caveman graffiti is gonna stop that monster dang it old man nows not the time come on what are you doing you're gonna ruin this I've never held hands this long and I am very uncomfortable woah hey I'm not the enemy here people don't forget who literally created the end of the world I'm sorry Stanley I know just help me fix it please fine just do one thing say thank you what I spent 30 years trying to bring you back into this dimension and you still haven't thanked me you want me to shake your hand say thank you fine thank you agh see between me and him I'm not always the bad twin between him and me grammar Stanley oh grammar Stanley you you suckup *inaudible* guys stop it *inaudible again* you crazy oh no its bill right is that what you're all thinking hey Gideon why aren't you dancing chop chop huh haha ho this is just too perfect didn't you brainiacs know the zodiac doesn't work if you don't all hold hands and what's better you've brought every threat to my power together in one easy to destroy circle *gasp* oh no AA my hair AA my hair also you guys wanna see what happens to your friends when you cant get along hey you give them back you've gone too far cipher yeah were not scared of you yaah oh but you should be oh no you know this castle could really use some decorations *gasp* it looks like its too late for your friends Stanford aaa kids but you can still save your family last chance tell me how to take weirdmageddon global and I'll spare the kids no don't do it yeah don't make bad deals don't you toy with me shooting star I see everything AUGH not again why every time nice shot pumpkin I just regenerated that eye I know that hurts because I've accidently said it to myself multiple times ow owch save yourselves run we'll take care of bill what thats a *blocked word* mission trust us we beat him before and we'll beat him again hey bill come and get us you pointy jerk AUGH what no its too dangerous ugh not so fast you two wait here I've got some children I need to make into corpses see you real soon no no no come on what do we do what do we do kids AAAGH when I get my hands on you kids Im gonna disassemble your molecules aah you've tricked me for the last time aaaaaAAgh ugh I can't believe this the kids are gonna die and its all my fault because I couldn't shake your stupid hand ugh dad was right about me I am a screw up *sigh* don't blame yourself I'm the one who made a deal with bill in the first place I fell for all his easy flattery you wouldve seen him for the scam artist he is how did things get so messed up between us we used to be like Dipper and Mabel the worlds about to end and they still work together how do they do it easy they're kids they don't
know any better woah where you going I'm going to play the only card we have left let bill into my mind he'll be able to take over the galaxy maybe even worse but at least he might let the kids free WHAT are you kidding are you honestly telling me theres nothing else we could do bills only weak in the mind space if I didn't have this darn plate in my head we could erase with the memory gun when he steps inside my mind what if he goes into my mind my brain isn't good for anything heheh theres nothing in your mind he wants it has to be me we need to take his deal its the only way he'll agree to save you and the kids you really think he's gonna make good on that deal what other choice do we have aah you know I'm starting to think there's no way out of here like grunkle stan always says when one door closes choose a nearby wall and bash it in with brute force hiyah hah now lets round up the townsfolk and together we can defeat oh no you'll never take us alive monsters that's fine with us gulp ohh oh no peek a boo AAAH alright ford times up I got the kids I got the kids I think I'm gonna *banned word* one of them now just for the heck of it eenie meanie miney y- wait I surrender good choice augh don't do it ford it will destroy the universe its the only way hahaha oh even when you're about to die you pines twins just cant get along my only condition is that you'll let my brother and the kids go fine no grunkle ford don't trust him its a deal hahahHAHA HAHA oh I'm here I'm finally here look at this place a perfectly calm orderly void gotta head it to you ford you really know how to clear your m- WHAT haha do a pretty good impression of my brother don't I switch clothes and no one can tell us apart welcome to my mind surprised you didn't regonize me WHAT THE DEALS OFF WHAT THE NO NO NO oh yeah you're going down bill you're getting erased memory gun pretty clever huh you you idiot don't you realize you're destroying your own mind too heh its not like I was using this space for much anyway LET ME OUT OF HERE LET ME OUT UH WHY ISNT THIS WORKING hey look at me turn around and look at mean you one eyed demon you're a real wise guy but you made one fatal mistake you messed with my family no you're making a mistake I'll give you anything money fame riches infinite power your own galaxy please NO WHATS HAPPENING TO ME NRUTER YAM I TAHT REWOP TNEICNA EHT EKOVNI I NRUB OT EMOC SAH EMIT YM LTOLOXA STANLEY AAAAAH heh guess I was good for something after all (I'm not gonna type the rest of the ending lets just leave it at that)
