AAAAH AAAAH wait grunkle stan kids I cant believe this I thought I lost you two AA- Mr pines its really you I've been hugging strangers to practice for this moment we missed you you old hogger heh I missed you knuckleheads too its good to have you back so what's everyone doing here AA- yeah and there's like monsters and gnomes and is Pacifica wearing a potato sack hey even in a sack i still look better than you its its a long story hey is anyone gonna feed me Larry king's disembodied wax head wants num nums were trying to ration our food remember uh its happening again hey everyone eye bats *gasp* evasive maneuvers keep it down get the lights *blow* *theme song* welcome to what's left of normal around here home base ow we have several injuries ow ow my liver girl AH rumble mcscirmish do not be afraid weirdmaggedon has taught me there are some battle I cannot win I am now humble mcskirmish grunkle stan how did this all happen so I was hammering signs out back when the sky started vomiting nightmares I listen to a lot of am radio so I knew what this meant the end of the world AHAHAHAHA but I didn't expect what happened next turns out whatever you and my brother did to the shack with your unicorn voodoo made this place invincible to weirdness of course the unicorn spell that's why this is the only place bills magic cant touch that's when possum breath over here shows up leading a bunch of injured stragglers through the forest they needed a place to stay and since the mayor got captured I elected myself to facto chief the plans to stay in here and eat brown meat until we run out then I vote we eat the gnomes hey I'm short not deaf shh shh stress will make you chewy stan we cant just all hide inside the shack there's a town in need of saving me and ford tried to do it but he got captured by bill serve that jerk right my brother had some stupid plans but going up against an all powerful space demon was his worst one yet trust me we have everything we need right here its not the rits but at least the monsters inside know how to massage you know shiatsu yes I've taken some classes so you're really just gonna let bill win look kiddo we got a good deal besides I'm sure wherever the rest of the townfolk are they're fine this is shandra jimenez reporting live from the inside of bills castle here for the first time are images of what's happened to the captured townsfolk viewers are advised to look away if they don't want to see their friends turned into a twisted throne of human agony mom and dad my family deputy durland is there no one who will save the people of this town I'm shandra jimenez and I'm being into stone by a flying eyeball *gasp* oh no my parents are bad but even they don't deserve to be turned into stone curse you bill why must you take everything we love waah guys don't you see our friends need us but we can only save them if we fight back Mabel is right bill wants us to run and hide he wants us to think he's invincible but ford told me before he was captured that he knows bills secret weakness *gasp* huh now if we band together if we combine all of our strentgh our smarts our whatever Toby has various rashes then we might just be able to rescue ford learn bills weakness and save gravity falls yeah woah woah woah have you all forgotten who's in charge here besides were only safe inside its not like we can take the mystery shack to bill woo holy hootinanny flapjacking fiddlebanjos sorry sorry got a little excited what I meant to say is I think I figure out a way to fight bill and rescue ford but were all gonna have to work together now *whispers inaudibly* don't worry ford were coming for you let me go you insane three sided wha what is this place we'll meet again don't know where don't know when oh I know we'll meet again some sunny day wha where am I you're in the penthouse suite kid the tip of the pyramid have a drink make yourself comfortable you know that couch is made from living human skin gah quit the game cipher if I'm still alive you must want something from me ah sharp as ever fordsie as you may have noticed I recently had a multi-dimensional makeover I control space matter and now that dumb babys out of the way time itself but I wasn't always this way you think those chains are tight imagine living in the second demension flat minds in a flat world with flat dreams I liberated my deminsion Stanford and I'm here to liberate yours there just one hitch as it turns out my weirdness cant escape the magical confines of this town there's something keeping me in incredible gravity falls natural law of weirdness magnetism I studied this years ago and didja find a way to undo it of course its a simple equation that could collapse the barrier but I will never tell you listen ford if you just tell me that equation finally your dimension will be free anything will be possible I'll remake a fun world a better word a party that never ends with a host that never dies no more restrictions no more laws youd be
one of us all powerful greater than anything you've imagined and all I need is your help you're insane if you think I would help you haha I'm insane either way brainiac but have it your way I'll just fish around and get that equation directly out of your mind not so fast you know the rules bill you may be able to haunt my dreams but you cant enter my mind unless I shake your hand and let you in ugh you're making this so much harder than it needs to be aughh everyone has a weakness tough guy I'll make you talk its only a matter of time AAAAAAH alright I've made some thinamajigiciousrobomajics in my day but this is the first one that wont be used for evil woah ho these blueprints are incrediable mcgucket this is your most amazing on yet question does it have any gun swords I watch a lot of anime and trust me youre gonna want some gun swords what's an anime we have much to discuss discuss nothing these scribbles are a bunch of cockamamy boulderdash excuse my French *I don't believe that was French* and where would you even find a bunch of idiots crazy enough to build it grunkle stan you're looking at those idiots WOO HAA IDIOTS woah what hey now hey don't touch that hey aah thanks for these apocolypse sweaters Mabel the end of the world has never been so comfortable mmhmm ugh fine I'll wear it but I'm not gonna like it admit it this is the best day of the end of the world I think we might actually have a chance to beat bill and win back our future yeah getting to actually live to see our 13th birthday party is the only birthday present I want right now hey if were lucky enough to get there I guarantee this whole town is going to throw you the best birthday party you've ever seen thanks soos hey has anyone seen grunkle stan this whole plan is bonkers and of course no one asks the chief what he thinks after I've done for everyone shmebulok yeah excactly its a total load of shmebulok something wrong grunkle stan you're acting grunklier than usual its this darn plan to save my brother if you didnt notice I already saved him once from that portal and he never thanked me he causes the end of the world and somehow its still always stans the screw up fords the hero well maybe people thinks he's the hero because he didn't want to hide in the mystery shack well maybe if he hid in the mystery shack he wouldnt have been captured guys guys trust me tommorrows gonna be great I believe in us help leader mabel I keep accidently flexing through my sweater augh it happened again those weird cow monsters are delightful coming baaa alright fellas lets hope this turns out better than my other inventions everybody ready Dipper now woah woah ah forgive me boy your hyper flammable merchandise is the only thing keeping me going what in blazes no no NO ugh ready to talk now I wont I wont let you into my mind what do you think pals another 500 volts hey do you hear that *roar* WHAT I JUST FIXED THAT DOOR the shackron DUDE they made the house into a robot fascinating so the mortals are trying to fight back huh adorable henchmaniacs you know what to do take them OUT this was a bad idea uh hey dudes is this thing on test heh uh I just wanted you monster dudes to hand over ford or we'll have to like fight and junk heheh hey you're a little cutie I have butchered millions on countless moons woah I liked you better before you talked we'll we'll bring down this guy ATTACK ALRIGHT DUDES everyone liked we planned 3 2 1 go AAAAH ahaha good pig *oink* get em gobblewonker woo hoo ho ha oh no you don't everyone incoming does this thing have an escape patch AAAA EVERYBODY MAXIMUM POWER and now aaaaa guys seriously you had like one job to do here bravo Dipper and Mabel well would you look at that those kids really care about you and you care about them DONT YOU what are you oh oh no perhaps *uh oh word*ing those kids will make you talk no no not the kids you cant- lets get this over with what the NO NO NO NO NO uh ATTACK AAH MY EYE DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG IT TAKES TO REGENERATE THAT we got him distracted nows our chance rescue team move out okay everyone we get in rescue ford get out save the world piece of cake just so were clear if I die I'm sueing all of you hey on second though maybe we could come up with a plan that doesn't involve us plummeting to our certain death NOW AAAAAH oh man oh man woo hoo haha oh AAAAA ow *gasp* man it looks even worse up close I found great uncle ford he's golden but not in a good way great grab him and lets get out of here but how are we gonna unfreeze them I know Gideon what happened to you bill captured me he's been forcing me to do cute dances in his cage for all eternity I'm so tired of being cute how do we undo this mayor tyler he's the loadbearing human pull him out and the whole thing goes down ugh AH ugh my mouth taste like nightmares aah I think I'm dak and tortured for reals now this experience will forever scar tad strange NO MORE SILLY SUIT Wendy guys mom dad DURLAND
