annoying interview guy:Hey, welcome to this cheesy news channel. What's your name sir/kid/ma'am? [character]:Patterned Pillow(very original.) q: What is your favorite color? a:Maroon q: Why? a:i can? q: Who is your best friend? a:dont have one q: What about your worst enemy? a;murderers q: Three words to describe yourself. Go! a:kind, Caring, idk, really q: What's your alignment? (lawful good/chaotic evil etc) a:lawful good q: What's your Hogwarts house? a:whats a hogwarts? q: Would you rather die young or live forever? a:you either die a hero, or live long enough to see you become a villian. i pick die young q: What's your favorite hobby? a:solving patterns q: Who's the villain in this story? a:a carnage intent q: The hero? a:me (ig) q: What is your main goal in life? a:idk q: Are you going to complete it anytime soon? a:no clue q: Favorite Pokemon? a:Pikachu q: Favorite plant? a:Peashooter q: Sword, bow, or dagger? a:none q: Are you having fun? a:wat? q: Have you touched grass today? a:yeah q: Have you lied to any of these questions? a:no q: Coffee, tea, or hot cocoa? a:hot choco q: Best pet you've ever had? a:cat q: Most wholesome person you know? a:none q: Most concerning person you know? a:Pillow q: Do you consider yourself sane? a:yeah q: What if I told you this was all a dream? a:HUH? q: Do you want waffle fries? a:yeah q: If you could read minds, would you? a:idk q: Do you keep your promises? a:yeah q: Favorite flavor of pie? a:PIE FLAVOUR. q: Favorite holiday? a:Fall q: Favorite day of the week? a:Friday q: Favorite piece of dust in the air? a:whut? q: If a tree falls down in a forest and no one is around to hear, what color is the tree? a:pink q: How much would would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? a:what the f- q: Visual art or music? a:both q: Are you human? a:no q: Give me a bagel a:ok q: Do you believe in ghosts? a:kinda q: What about zombies? a:unless their nocturnals, no q: Are you seriously annoyed with me right now? a:whyd ya say that? q: Name a random object a:me, what an obvious question q: Favorite rule of acquisition? a:huh q:Do you like fish? a:yeah q: Favorite way to die? a:GO BEYOND, PLUS... ULTRA!!!!!! or, KOKUSEN! prob put unlimited flex works in there too q: Have you died before? a:yeah q: How does it feel, being bagel-less? a:pain. q: If you could slice my arm off without legal consequences, would you? a:NO. q: We got those waffle fries- want some? a:GIMME q: How old are you? a:11 q: Favorite band? a:Actually, Im Not Really Sure Yet (dork diaries reference?!) q: Favorite song? a:Normalcy (chikn nuggit) q: Favorite genre of music? a:FNF q: Favorite cool math game? a:i dont really like math, but i like language! ❄︎✌︎?︎☜︎ ✌︎ ☹︎⚐︎⚐︎?︎ ☞︎⚐︎☼︎ ☜︎✠︎✌︎?︎?︎☹︎☜︎?︎ ✋︎?︎ ?︎?︎☜︎✌︎?︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ ?︎✋︎☠︎☝︎?︎✋︎☠︎☝︎?︎?︎ q: Favorite battlecry? a:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! (roller girl reference?!) q: Best ship dynamic? a:no q: Ask me a question. a:How much would would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? q: I'm not going to answer that, though. a:what couldve happened:dont make me kill for the first time. what would actually happen:GO BEYOND, PLUS.... ULTRAAAAAAA (sends you flying into the world of fpe) q: Do you want more waffle fries? a:yeah q: What if I told you they're poisoned? a:uh oh q: What if I told you I was joking? a:phew q: If you win the lottery- a:ive won the lottery a billion times in a continous row. and ive gave 50% of my money to charity. q: What is normalcy? a:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IF8Iu3ZpWeM&ab_channel=CHIKNNUGGITRULES85 q: Have a lollipop. a:thx q: That's all I have to say. a:ok. q: Are you sad that it's over? a:yeah q: Well then. That's all for the cheesy late-night talk show! I'll see you tomorrow night! a:wait, WH-
