Did you actually think that joke was funny? It wasn't, nobody's laughing. Here's a graph of comedy over the past 20 years. This is when you told your joke. You've single-handedly ruined comedy. I've also asked several comedy scholars about your joke, and this is what they said. "I've been researching comedy for the past 50 years, and I've genuinely never seen a joke this bad. We've used quantum physics to look into alternate universes to see every joke ever made, and yours was still by far the worst." Congratulations! You've literally created the worst joke in human history. Here's a medal
