MY FRIENDZ IF YOU ARE READING THIS I AM ALIVE AND WELL, JUST STRANDED AT A-262 BY A FLESHY HAND BLOCKING THE DOOR. THE VOICES ARE COMING. I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER I CAN LOCKER-HOP BEFORE THE DARKNESS CATCHES UP. SIGNING OFF - CV.
[PHONK WARNING! IF YOU SUFFER FROM A UNSIGMA CONDITION, DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME!] [THOSE WHO KNOW.] ACTIVATING MY BALKAN RAGE! THOSE WHO KNOW! MANGOS MANGOS MANGOS MANGOS! I LIKE MY CHEESE DRIPPY BRUH! HAWK 2.... UH? GET OUT OF MY HEAD! EMERGENCY MEETING! WANT A SPRITE CRANBERRY? PUT THAT STILL WATER DOWN BOI!!!!! WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT PHONK?! [Help] THEY CAN'T SAVE YOU, IT'S TOO LATE.
