Skit 1: Me: Wait I'm a Parselmouth? Some Hogwarts guy: Yup. Me: That snake behind u says she's hungry Guy: Wait wha- Me: AVADA KEDAVERA Me: Feeds snake the guy That Quidditch player can't CATCH a break, eh? (Cuz he can't catch the golden snitch)
Skit 2: Sylvester: Yeah, I'mma say it. Voldemort. Voldemort: U DARE UTTER MY NAME, FILTHY MUDBLOOD?!?! AVADA KEDAVERA! Sylvester: I'm a 14 foot, ultra strong, practically indestructible pumpkin demon, and u think THAT can kill me? Voldemort: Eh works every other time. Harry: Uhh ahem? Sylvester: Anyway... *Absolutely WRECKS Voldemort* Ur welcome, Harry. JK Rowling for Harry Potter Hogwarts for all my spell lessons Sorting hat for putting me in Slytherin #SLYTHERINFOREVER
